spreadsheet brain

When a person is immersed in abstraction for so long that they forget to look up and smell the roses.

Common symptoms: excessive future-oriented thinking, trying to quantify everything, attempting to replace one's inner emotional life with opinions on current events
Daniel: Lately, my sleep quality has been averaging about 79%. I think it's all the stress from the crypto crash.
Melissa: Have you ever considered you may be suffering from spreadsheet brain?
by vdw17 April 15, 2023
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Chug water

Grant: Hey what’s going on with Mike? He’s totally wasted!
Connor: The man had too much of the Chug water!
by vdw17 November 13, 2017
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the human fountain

When one person sucks liquid out of another person's mouth, like a water fountain.
Cindy: I took a sip of water, and then he just said "I'm thirsty", and gave me the human fountain.
by vdw17 February 12, 2019
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