Definitions by vdw17

spreadsheet brain 

When a person is immersed in abstraction for so long that they forget to look up and smell the roses.

Common symptoms: excessive future-oriented thinking, trying to quantify everything, attempting to replace one's inner emotional life with opinions on current events

Daniel: Lately, my sleep quality has been averaging about 79%. I think it's all the stress from the crypto crash.
Melissa: Have you ever considered you may be suffering from spreadsheet brain?

spreadsheet brain by vdw17 April 14, 2023

the human fountain 

When one person sucks liquid out of another person's mouth, like a water fountain.

Cindy: I took a sip of water, and then he just said "I'm thirsty", and gave me the human fountain.

the human fountain by vdw17 February 12, 2019

Chug water 

A slang term for Whiskey.

Grant: Hey what’s going on with Mike? He’s totally wasted!
Connor: The man had too much of the Chug water!

Chug water by vdw17 November 12, 2017