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iPhone spraytan 

The orangeish-yellow hue that the iPhone camera tints the skin.
Mary looked so tan in her new profile pic I though for sure she had just gotten back from the Jersey Shore, but it turns out it was just an iPhone spraytan.
iPhone spraytan by snoozysooz January 11, 2012

medieval spraytan 

Covering ones body with human feces and letting them dry up to create the illusion of being more tanned then one actualy is.
"You sure look dark m'lord" "Thank you kind sir. I just got myselve a medieval spraytan"
medieval spraytan by Yellos April 9, 2018

Jamaican Spray Tan 

Sexual act by nature (fetish) the jamaican spray tan is when one person blends a cup of human feces, urine, and semen saved up over a few months prior, mixes them, and when the person is about to finish during sexual encounters, they will pull it out & surprise their sexual partner by spraying them in the face with the recipe.
Person 1: Yo man, I was bangin' this girl the other night, I surprised her with the jamaican spray tan!
Person 2: I don't want to be friends with you anymore.
Jamaican Spray Tan by NotGemstar October 25, 2017

South Beach Spray Tan 

It's a Cleveland Steamer, but when the dumping party has diarrhea.
Johnny ate some tacos and was going to give his girl a Cleveland Steamer. However, the tacos gave him diarrhea, so she got the South Beach Spray Tan instead.

Secondhand spray tan 

The unintentional transmission of spray tan odor/color from one partner to another via direct contact. See printing press.
"Orange chest and stomach... Strong 'burnt carrot' odor," the doctor reassured me it was nothing more than a secondhand spray tan, probably something I picked up from my girlfriend, "it ought to clear up on it's own in a couple of weeks..."

langford spray tan

Langford spray tan = mace (yes the chemical)
If you don’t shut up ima give you a langford spray tan