female of any description
by mobius May 30, 2004
is the opposite sex gender you married. to save time from trying to figure out if its husband or wife, you can just say spouse.
by Megasus Thrist Jesus Christ May 1, 2022
A wife who gladly lets you eat out her waffle any time you want. The meal is even better than Waffle House, although the restaurant waffles may thankfully have less blueberries, if you know what I'm sayin'.
Chris: Hey, wanna go to Waffle House for a quick bite to eat?
Krit: No dude, I already got the waffle spouse at home! Man, I am hungry!
Chris: Aight lol.
Krit: No dude, I already got the waffle spouse at home! Man, I am hungry!
Chris: Aight lol.
by Kirby369 August 8, 2013
Person who is heterosexual and married a gay, trans or bisexual person without knowledge of the LGBTQ status prior to the marriage.
by Str8 spouse April 24, 2020
I have a special ringtone in my cell phone that's only assigned to my ex-wife's phone numbers. So, when my cell phone makes that "oink-oink-oink" sound, I say "Oh, it must be my erstwhile spouse who's calling."
ex-wife ex-husband spouse estranged wife estranged husband
ex-wife ex-husband spouse estranged wife estranged husband
by Chimpeachment April 16, 2009
It is basically when you aren't allowed to go anywhere because of a controlling wife or husband. Spouse Arrest can hit at random times or, even worse, be quite frequent.
by Nick Alexander April 28, 2008
A significant other you work with, whom you connect, share, and spend time with exclusively and intimately in the workplace. Both parties are mere aquaintances outside of the workplace and are completely unknown to each others true and respective domestic spouses.
"Rumor has it that those two are dating."
"That's completely untrue. Heidi is just Allan's work spouse. That relationship ceases to exist after their 8 hour shift."
"That's completely untrue. Heidi is just Allan's work spouse. That relationship ceases to exist after their 8 hour shift."
by ALSH December 28, 2006