(n.) A person who works a full-time job, comes home to find their spouse not home because they left for their full-time time job mintues before the other arrived; a couple who have conflicting occupational schedules, and one or the other will come home to an empty house.
"Frank and Agnes have conflicting work schedules, they barely see each other!"
"I didn't know they were both a Latchkey Spouse."
"I didn't know they were both a Latchkey Spouse."
by thecrotchetyoldcnic October 21, 2015
A bench outside a store at the mall, shopping center, etc. that men sit on to wait for their girlfriends or wives
Damascus: Tobias, why were u sitting on that bench out side Forever 21 yesterday?
Tobias: I was waiting on that spouse bench for my girlfriend to buy something
Tobias: I was waiting on that spouse bench for my girlfriend to buy something
by MyNameIsCookie January 21, 2015
This term is used to describe a spouse or significant other who claims to have boarded the "anti-fostering train", but is then often caught loving on and sneaking snuggles with the SNARL foster.
by SNARLLV February 27, 2022
That person with whom you’ve chosen to self-quarantine, and with whom Sex eventually came into the equation, even though you hadn't previously co-habitated, had no official commitment, and towards whom you may or may not have harbored an antepandemic crush. It may be an old flame, an ex-husband or wife, a colleague or simply a friend, but for some unexplainable reason your hidden Self chose that person as your shelter-in-residence mate.
Amanda took Chris as her Corona Spouse to stave off boredom and find some normalcy during the pandemic.
by BigBunnie March 24, 2020
When you’ve had sex with your significant other (spouse) and you’re reeeal sweaty, then licks you clean.
Last night me and Aaron got a bit jiggly, I was so sweaty so he licked me clean, he gave me a spouse bath
by Alcoholly & chicken feet December 31, 2021
by ThatKiddKofi September 26, 2010
Like a friend on your kids sports team but way better. They will take your kid to a game or multiple games/tournament but treat them like their own. They will cheer for your kid but also tell them when they are acting like a fool.
Also been known to share hotel rooms with Sports Spouse if you are lucky enough to travel with them.
Also been known to share hotel rooms with Sports Spouse if you are lucky enough to travel with them.
by RealTeamMom June 22, 2023