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Sport Stick

A sport stick is an Aussie term for cigarette
Hey, can I have a sport stick mate
Sport Stick by bmccl88 October 12, 2008

Sport Stick

Cigarette. usually used while smoking and engaging in some sort of extreme sport. ie. skiing, snowboarding, rock climbing, marathon running
sick man, you just shreded the gnar out of that powder, time for a Sport Stick.
Sport Stick by asd;lfkjio April 16, 2008

Short Stick Wizard 

When a man with a small penis when about to ejaculate during a blow job, withdraws, shakes his penis in her face, and says "Abra cadabra!", and jizzes in her face, and then does jazz hands.
A guy with a short penis does the Short Stick Wizard by withdrawing from a blow job when about to ejaculate, withdraws, shakes his penis in her face, and says "Abra cadabra!", and jizzes in her face, and then does jazz hands.

short stick

A male that has an obnormally small penis. A person that cannot quite satisfy his female campanion. Someone who does not have what it takes.
That guy on the back of the phone book must have a short stick.

Anyone who would drive a twin turbo Porsche must have a short stick and is trying to compensate.

That fucking Ned is a short stick.
short stick by BIG NUTS January 11, 2005

Cosmic Short Stick 

When things are going so bad that everything you do just gets progressively worse. You get the short end of the stick on every task throughout the day.
What I get fired and now your leaving me? Did I draw a cosmic short stick or something?

Drawing The Short Stick 

A normal sized person 69ing with a midget.
Last night was pretty sweet. I was drawing the short stick and got to lick lick licking the mini kit kit kitty.
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