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you fucking spoon 

Bob: why didn't you call me last night?
Kim: Because I'm not intrested!

Bob: What?
Kim: take a hint you fucking spoon

fucking spoon 

An extremely fucktarded person, far worse than a munter or minger
"I went poopy in my pants"
"Your a fucking spoon!"

spook fucking 

The general act of spookily fucking
I am spook fucking my step-cousin
spook fucking by Cjk April 20, 2024

Spoonfucking 

When you penetrate someone with a spoon (teaspoons or tablespoons - but never ladels).
"Yo did you hear Damian and David were spoonfucking last night?"
Spoonfucking by davetherave1704 November 1, 2021
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
stove by anthony willison March 18, 2004
Word of the Day on August 4, 2026

Walky-Talky 

A derogatory term for able bodied people or people that can walk. This definition was coined by disabled influencer Valerie Weber
Person in wheelchair: “look at that walky-talky over there.”

Friend in wheelchair: *looking at person who is walking* “yeah haha
Walky-Talky by odd muffin October 5, 2021
Word of the Day on August 3, 2026