spoon dong
spoon dong by Kitty9Mc September 11, 2022
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SpoonMonger
A spoonmonger is a fucking dumpcunt that doesn't even know the difference between a chair and the number 3. He or she is such a fucking mong that they don't deserve pleasure.
Ryan Morris: "That lachlan kid is such a fucking spoonmonger"
Jed Gauci: "Yeah, ever since he stuck a pencil in his fucking nose the dumbass"
Jed Gauci: "Yeah, ever since he stuck a pencil in his fucking nose the dumbass"
SpoonMonger by Lachlan Ash Likes Children May 22, 2019
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Spoondangle
Having to spoon feed or dangle otherwise obvious suggestions to a rather dim witted coworker, friend or spouse.
Spoondangle by Vermy December 14, 2007
Spoondogging
Came home and passed out. Woke up the next morning and realised Bella the Labrador had jumped into the bed and I'd cuddled up for some spoondogging.
Spoondogging by Kiz... August 1, 2014
spoondog
Derived from the surname "Spooner" and used to describe someone who does something stupid, nonsensical or foolish. Variations include "spoon-noob" and "spoonface".
spoondog by Ed Wilkinson March 22, 2008
Spoondangle
Having to spoon feed or dangle otherwise obvious suggestions to a rather dim witted coworker, friend or spouse.
Spoondangle by Vermy December 15, 2007
spondongculous bingletonius
The power of the infinite quandale so to speak it contains fortnite sussy balls and kids, obimas , amongus and other such important relics - it can also be eaten to increase ball control (sus) and your stamina (sus).
hey guys you heard about spondongculous bingletonius today? No? You guys should totally take a bunch from your local walmart employees skull
spondongculous bingletonius by Mega pro (sijo) October 12, 2022
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