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SpoonMonger 

A spoonmonger is a fucking dumpcunt that doesn't even know the difference between a chair and the number 3. He or she is such a fucking mong that they don't deserve pleasure.
Ryan Morris: "That lachlan kid is such a fucking spoonmonger"
Jed Gauci: "Yeah, ever since he stuck a pencil in his fucking nose the dumbass"

Spoondangle 

Having to spoon feed or dangle otherwise obvious suggestions to a rather dim witted coworker, friend or spouse.
I had to spoondangle the idea of fighter jets to Jason for our Air Force poster.
Spoondangle by Vermy December 14, 2007

Spoondogging

When you spoon your dog during the night in the absence of an intimate partner.
Came home and passed out. Woke up the next morning and realised Bella the Labrador had jumped into the bed and I'd cuddled up for some spoondogging.
Spoondogging by Kiz... August 1, 2014

spoondog 

Derived from the surname "Spooner" and used to describe someone who does something stupid, nonsensical or foolish. Variations include "spoon-noob" and "spoonface".
Guy 1: omg dude I just poured tea in my cereal.
Guy 2: lmao. you spoondog.
spoondog by Ed Wilkinson March 22, 2008

Spoondangle 

Having to spoon feed or dangle otherwise obvious suggestions to a rather dim witted coworker, friend or spouse.
I had to spoondangle the idea of fighter jets to Jason for our Air Force poster.
Spoondangle by Vermy December 15, 2007

spondongculous bingletonius 

The power of the infinite quandale so to speak it contains fortnite sussy balls and kids, obimas , amongus and other such important relics - it can also be eaten to increase ball control (sus) and your stamina (sus).
hey guys you heard about spondongculous bingletonius today? No? You guys should totally take a bunch from your local walmart employees skull