A spoonmonger is a fucking dumpcunt that doesn't even know the difference between a chair and the number 3. He or she is such a fucking mong that they don't deserve pleasure.
Ryan Morris: "That lachlan kid is such a fucking spoonmonger"
Jed Gauci: "Yeah, ever since he stuck a pencil in his fucking nose the dumbass"
Derived from the surname "Spooner" and used to describe someone who does something stupid, nonsensical or foolish. Variations include "spoon-noob" and "spoonface".
Guy 1: omg dude I justpoured tea in my cereal.
Guy 2: lmao. you spoondog.
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