spoondog

Derived from the surname "Spooner" and used to describe someone who does something stupid, nonsensical or foolish. Variations include "spoon-noob" and "spoonface".

Guy 1: omg dude I just poured tea in my cereal.
Guy 2: lmao. you spoondog.

by Ed Wilkinson March 22, 2008

Spoondock Saints

(1) A game in which two men dress in Irish Garb and spoon.
(2) Spooning while watching Boondock Saints

Bruce and Brett were supposed to go out with us last night, but they ended up just staying in and playing Spoondock Saints. What a bunch of faggots.

by Mike Majcen February 25, 2008

scoondogging

the act of dogging someone else's scoon

Guy1: Hey how come you aren't scoondogging Hannah?
Guy2: What do you mean?
Guy1: You know what I mean.

by Ferst Time Caller November 28, 2011

spoondagle

A male or female who is physically unattractive and has no personality

The mean ugly person that you can't stand

by Stevo January 1, 2005

Spoondogging

When you spoon your dog during the night in the absence of an intimate partner.

Came home and passed out. Woke up the next morning and realised Bella the Labrador had jumped into the bed and I'd cuddled up for some spoondogging.

by Kiz... August 1, 2014

spoonnoggle

the act of reaming someone's ass with a spoon

Oh gawd! Terry gave Randy the hardest spoonnoggle of his life last night! His ass was tore the fuck up!

by Pit Pat September 9, 2007

spoonography

1) the art of studying spoons
2) A derogatory to describe a complete spoon (see spoon)
3) The erotic sexual act involving three spoons, a textbook and a green highlighter

1) "He was a quite talented spoonographer"(spoonography)
2) "Rem is such a complete spoon/spoonhead/spoonfed/spoonographer"

by Keith Moon November 21, 2005