spooge master

One who has perfected the fine art of shooting ejaculate. A woman squirter or a man that can aim and hit any target, ie. ass, lips, eye, mouth, nipples.

I've seen Ike shoot spooge over one girl and hit another girl right in the eye. He is the greatest spooge master of all time!

spooge master by Debonaire1 January 17, 2008

Splooge Master 

The term Dillon calls me, I have no idea why he started to call me it but apparently I am the Master of Splooge because I have sex so much? (According to them.) It originates from the word "Splooge" which was a word me and Garrett made up.

Hey splooge master, have you splooged on anything today? - Dillon

Splooge Master by Ragol October 16, 2008

stooge master 

Some one that acts incredibly silly and dumb yet still is able to act appropriately when needed.

Acting like a complete stooge master when being an idiot around friends, yet acting smart around family

stooge master by rythom19 July 10, 2011

spongemaster

Spongemaster: An individual who never misses an opportunity to freeload or score freebies with a sunny disposition.

Hostess: Hey! I just put a plate of sandwiches out two minutes ago, and they’re gone? I only invited Gina, Michael, and Janet to this party!
Host: You invited SpongeMaster Mike. Case closed.

spongemaster by CharlieDonuts December 28, 2018