One who has perfected the fine art of shooting ejaculate. A woman squirter or a man that can aim and hit any target, ie. ass, lips, eye, mouth, nipples.
I've seen Ike shoot spooge over one girl and hit another girl right in the eye. He is the greatest spooge master of all time!
by Debonaire1 January 17, 2008
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by Ragol October 16, 2008
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Acting like a complete stooge master when being an idiot around friends, yet acting smart around family
by rythom19 July 10, 2011
Get the stooge master mug.Spongemaster: An individual who never misses an opportunity to freeload or score freebies with a sunny disposition.
Hostess: Hey! I just put a plate of sandwiches out two minutes ago, and they’re gone? I only invited Gina, Michael, and Janet to this party!
Host: You invited SpongeMaster Mike. Case closed.
Host: You invited SpongeMaster Mike. Case closed.
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