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Hospital pleasure makes paying the bill easier !!
awesome nurse spends half an hour each day giving a sponge bath. Man I can wait to get sick again! They even feed you in bed.
sponge bath by itichie_nocanpo June 23, 2006
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Sponge Bath 

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To jism in a sock and wipe your partner down with it.
Sam said jon gave me a warm sponge bath last night it was amazing
Sponge Bath by Ryan A Thomas February 5, 2008
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Sponge bath 

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When you bath with a bunch of spunges
My sponge bath was sticky
Sponge bath by Wyatts mom January 9, 2021
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Sponge bath 

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Name for a slow witted person
Hey sponge bath, you too stupid to figure out what’s going on?
Sponge bath by Storknbeans June 10, 2024
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European Sponge Bath 

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The act of moistening one's pubic hairs and brushing them along his or her partner's naked body.
Kathy was feeling a bit dirty last night so I gave her a good ol' European Sponge Bath
European Sponge Bath by b2hoops December 1, 2009
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New England Sponge Bath

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To wash oneself with toilet water, as is often practiced in the South Shore of Massachusetts.
Jimmy didn't like the feel of the new shower head his wife insisted on buying so he opted take New England Sponge Baths instead.
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Golden Sponge Bath 

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When you bone a person in a bed you peed in 2 days prior and haven't cleaned the sheets or flipped the mattress.
When Lolla awoken the next day smelling of pee and dirty sex but was not wet. she realized that she was a victim of a golden sponge bath.
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