by d0llf4ce February 12, 2018
Short for sponsored on social media. Athletes and others that make posts they get paid for often use this hashtag to let their followers know they are sponsored.
by philuppus March 5, 2018
Also, fun fact, its actually written in my agencys contract, that SPONS, the SENTIANT TALKING KITE WITH A FACE, FINGERS AND SHOES has to appear to do the ad read.
yes its a legal stipulation, im not joking when i say that
***that kite is more powerful then you could ever imagine***
yes its a legal stipulation, im not joking when i say that
***that kite is more powerful then you could ever imagine***
by caddicar September 4, 2023
Spon is a popular new sport similar to football and hockey. It is played with a "spon" which can also be referred to as plastic bottle lids. The pitch can be on any hard surfaces but paving slabs provide the best Spon arenas for the famed crevise shots.
The aim of the game is to score more spons than your opponent by shooting your spon into a goal. Special spon shots include - Crevise shots (when the spon is rested against a crack on the pitch to gain extra leverage when kicked)
Spon has also coined many phrases including "There is no shame in air shots" which refers to the frequency in which the spon is missed mid kick.
Spon was first spotted in the playgrounds of Oxted County School, before sweeping throught the countys of Surrey and Sussex. The biggest game of Spon known so far was held on the specially chosen roof of a fort.
The inaugrual World Spon Cup is due to be held in late 2009 with competitiors from over 2 countys due to attend.
The aim of the game is to score more spons than your opponent by shooting your spon into a goal. Special spon shots include - Crevise shots (when the spon is rested against a crack on the pitch to gain extra leverage when kicked)
Spon has also coined many phrases including "There is no shame in air shots" which refers to the frequency in which the spon is missed mid kick.
Spon was first spotted in the playgrounds of Oxted County School, before sweeping throught the countys of Surrey and Sussex. The biggest game of Spon known so far was held on the specially chosen roof of a fort.
The inaugrual World Spon Cup is due to be held in late 2009 with competitiors from over 2 countys due to attend.
by Buenos Estente May 12, 2009
After the buffet stopped serving dinner. Oprah Winfrey could harldy wait until they brought out the coffee and Spon Loaf.
by Frank Pappalardo January 30, 2009
The state of being totally worn slick and overwhelmed by listening to, advising, comforting, emailing, texting, facebooking, etc. an innumerable amount of 12-step sponsees.
I sponsor too many women. I talked to one lady about her divorce, another about her drunk husband, still another about her meth addiction and one more about her shopping addiction - all before 10am. I am becoming spon-sore!
by Pink Sneakers February 23, 2011
A kick-ass abbreviation for the words: "spontaneous boner". If you're a rocket scientist, this means that the penis will become erect for no apparent reason.
See Morning Wood or Afternoon Wood.
See Morning Wood or Afternoon Wood.
Jack to John: "I have a spon-bon..."
John: "You know what I do? I flip my boner up into my waistband. It hides it AND it feels awesome. Once, I almost blew a load into my bellybutton."
Jack: "Shit! Don't have time!"
Hannah: "Jack, is that a banana in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?"
John: "You know what I do? I flip my boner up into my waistband. It hides it AND it feels awesome. Once, I almost blew a load into my bellybutton."
Jack: "Shit! Don't have time!"
Hannah: "Jack, is that a banana in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?"
by JordanAnderson September 9, 2010