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Rock Shock Spock

A progression of the three most ingenious sexual maneuvers ever.

Why rock? ( \m/)
When you can SHOCK ( \n//)
When you can SPOCK! ( \\ //)
That dirty ho down south wanted the three string progression biatch! I rock shock spocked that girl to the next century.
Rock Shock Spock by JFWONG October 23, 2004

rock like spock 

To act particularly calm and matter of fact in a tense or highly charged situation.
"I'm gonna rock like spock when Mr. Kopfsheiss gives that chemistry quiz today."

Rock, Paper, Scissors, Lizard, Spock 

Scissors cuts paper; Paper covers rock; Rock crushes lizard; Lizard poisons Spock; Spock smashes scissors; Scissors decapitates lizard; Lizard eats paper; Paper disproves Spock; Spock vaporizes rock; And as it always has- Rock crushes scissors.
During a demanding game of Rock, Paper, Scissors, Lizard, Spock, Arnold snarled, "DAMN IT! Somebody is going to have to choose something other than Spock for this to work!"

Rock Out With My Spock Out 

To openly be a fan of any of the Star Trek series and/or films. Also known as a "Trekky".
Nerd #1: Did you hear about the Star Trek marathon tonight?

Nerd #2: Affirmative, Captain. I'm gonna Rock Out With My Spock Out.

Rock out with your spock out

Rock out with your Spock out

Phrase used in response to one who is or who is about to get very nerdy, scientific, or boring.
Guy 1: Hey Todd, I'm on my way to a session of D&D. This week we're LARPing and raiding the storehouse of the orcs to find the mithril armor they stole from the elves.

Guy 2: (sarcastically) Oh boy, sounds like a blast. Rock out with your Spock out.

Shock Rock 

generally shocking music often times shock rock bands have elaborate "shocking," stage shows like the band GWAR who dress up in "shocking," costumes and squirt blood on the audience and kill celebrities such as George W. Bush, Osama bin laden and Paris Hilton.

also refers to bands with gory, sexual, or down right nasty lyrics like the band Cannibal Corpse who sing songs like "I Cum Blood." You can already tell how graphic the lyrics in that song.

Other bands in the "Shock Rock" genre are Alice Cooper, W.A.S.P., The Mentors, The Dwarves and GG Allin.
"Damn when my mom listened th the song "Fucking an Animal" by GWAR she flipped and threw all my CD's away, now i cant listen to Shock rock"

"Dude that W.A.S.P. concert was awsome i love how Blackie Lawless spits blood, damn i love shock rock"