splitspleet

A nerd that ended up showing me this holy sight that's also a website so I'm typing this, he has now failed at life

Splitspleet, splitspleet is a nerd

by Knin July 9, 2019

SplitSplat

v. The action of releasing love juices on the head of a woman of age in which the scalp is being revealed by a bald. (splat on the split)

-Hey evan what do you want to do tonight?
- I dont know, maybe we should go to the bingo parlor and find some bitches to splitsplat!

by Sean Martinos March 11, 2009