Split Ends

Something girls constantly bitch about.

OMG I have split ends!
OMG really?? Me too!

Split Ends by onetwothree45 March 11, 2010

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split ends

Something only American girls can worry about.

omg i gotz split ends wut em i gunna do im not prtty anuff

split ends by shinector April 24, 2006

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Split Ends

When one goes to piss and it comes out in two streams.

This usually occurs after one has ejaculated and the cum has dried in the dick hole.

John: "WTF is all over the bathroom?!?!?!"
Bob: "Sorry dude, i got Split Ends"

Split Ends by JERKYthekid November 27, 2009

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Split ends

Apparently they can be called fish tails

*texts* OMG I LOVE CUTTING MY SPLIT ENDS. 'LOL. what are they?' THEY'RE LIKE...WHITE FISH TAILS.

Split ends by Ryan O_O August 15, 2008

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joybait

excessive nice speech, the opposite of ragebaiting

adrian: i hope you have a nice day and never get sad!
enrique: joybait ❤️ 🩹🌹

joybait by whatdoespseudonymevenmean October 17, 2025

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fudanshi

Boys who enjoy yaoi (a genre in Japan that contains sexual and/or romantic relations between two men); literally translates to "rotten boy"; corresponding female : fujoshi

Alex blatantly displayed his fudanshi side to his friends.

fudanshi by Yuri Katsuki January 13, 2017

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country mile

When country folk refer to a country mile it is considerd to be round 10 miles per country mile..ish...we boonfolk dont really consider distance

"I walked a country mile to see Earls new truck"

country mile by CountryBoy1243 August 30, 2006

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