Split Ends

Something girls constantly bitch about.

OMG I have split ends!
OMG really?? Me too!

by onetwothree45 March 11, 2010

split ends

Something only American girls can worry about.

omg i gotz split ends wut em i gunna do im not prtty anuff

by shinector April 24, 2006

Split Ends

When one goes to piss and it comes out in two streams.

This usually occurs after one has ejaculated and the cum has dried in the dick hole.

John: "WTF is all over the bathroom?!?!?!"
Bob: "Sorry dude, i got Split Ends"

by JERKYthekid November 27, 2009

Split ends

Apparently they can be called fish tails

*texts* OMG I LOVE CUTTING MY SPLIT ENDS. 'LOL. what are they?' THEY'RE LIKE...WHITE FISH TAILS.

by Ryan O_O August 15, 2008