Split Ends

Something girls constantly bitch about.

OMG I have split ends!
OMG really?? Me too!

Split Ends by onetwothree45 March 11, 2010

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split ends

Something only American girls can worry about.

omg i gotz split ends wut em i gunna do im not prtty anuff

split ends by shinector April 24, 2006

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Split Ends

When one goes to piss and it comes out in two streams.

This usually occurs after one has ejaculated and the cum has dried in the dick hole.

John: "WTF is all over the bathroom?!?!?!"
Bob: "Sorry dude, i got Split Ends"

Split Ends by JERKYthekid November 27, 2009

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Split ends

Apparently they can be called fish tails

*texts* OMG I LOVE CUTTING MY SPLIT ENDS. 'LOL. what are they?' THEY'RE LIKE...WHITE FISH TAILS.

Split ends by Ryan O_O August 15, 2008

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