splintercat 

A vagina so dry and painful it's like having sex with rough cut lumber.

Courtney's splintercat gave me a rash.

splintercat by dark_army December 17, 2016

Splintercourse 

The act of having intercourse on an unfinished wooden surface.

Last night Richard and I had awesome splintercourse on the edge of his wooden hot tub...ouch. Do you have any tweezers?

Splintercourse by Deirdre (DeDe) Daniels February 18, 2009

Splinterbutt 

A reference to Lord Hokage.

Wow, look at that Splinterbutt

Splinterbutt by Lord Hookage October 28, 2013

Splintercellulitis 

An acute infection of the skin, usually caused by gripping the controller too much, due to the classic game, Splinter Cell by Tom Clancy.

Dude 1: "Ever heard of Splinter Cell?"
Dude 2: "Dude, I play it so much, I have Splintercellulitis on my hands!"

Splintercellulitis by Matazaron November 11, 2007

Splattercated

A variation of the word 'splattered'. It means the blood and guts were splattered or sprayed around in a messy way, particularly after a moving train hits a certain person.

"Did you see the news yesterday?"

"Yeah that suicidal person got hit by a train. It's said they were splattercated everywhere!"

Splattercated by cjwuzheree May 4, 2023

Spliterature 

Word game. Using load of words making seemingly well connected senstences but pointless.

Some philosophyers forming their own concepts like Spliterature.

Spliterature by yamscafe May 21, 2010

Splintercourse 

The act of having sex with a man who has a tiny dick.

His dicks so small it would be splintercourse instead of intercourse.

Splintercourse by Tinylynne74 March 9, 2017