splingle
splingle by Gopnik Keikei May 15, 2018
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Splingle
The universal slur. The slur to bring all of humanity together. Applicable to anybody you can use it on ur gramma, dad, cousins uncle, anybody! Got a gay best friend? That's ur splingle now! Know a guy who used to be black? Deffo a splingle. Was ur mothers cousin italian during the war? Literally none of that shit matters! U can call them a splingle! Hooray! Peace and Happiness On Earth
"Hey man you are kind of being a splingle right now."
"Woah man my bad, I didn't know you were gonna be a splingle about it"
"Kill urself u fucking splingle"
"Woah man my bad, I didn't know you were gonna be a splingle about it"
"Kill urself u fucking splingle"
Splingle by Three Witches February 21, 2025
Related Words
splingle • splingle_donk • Splingledorf • splinge • springle • spingle • spoingle • Shlinglebargin • slingle • splinger
splingle_donk
It is the act of splingling on a donk. Splingling is when you shit and cum at the same time. Donking is similar to docking, but it requires both people to be on Adderall.
Person 1: Hey, did you hear that Alvon had been trying to splingle_donk?
Person 2: That is impossible, he is Jewish and circumcised!
Person 2: That is impossible, he is Jewish and circumcised!
splingle_donk by BeanMan420 February 8, 2021
Spalingle
Spalingle by TrollInTheDungeons June 14, 2011
Splinge
noun, verb, splinged, spling-ing.
–noun
1. Hinged spline: a jointed device or flexible long, narrow, thin strip of wood, metal, etc.; slat.on which a door, gate, shutter, lid, or other attached part turns, swings, or moves.
2. Splined hinge: a long, narrow, thin strip of wood, metal, etc.or jointed device on which a door, gate, shutter, lid, or other attached part turns, swings, or moves.
–verb (used with object)
3. to furnish with or attach by a splinge or splinges.
-splinge (used as expression of amazement)
4. to wibble, or splinge as an incredulous outburst when your flabber is ghasted.
–noun
1. Hinged spline: a jointed device or flexible long, narrow, thin strip of wood, metal, etc.; slat.on which a door, gate, shutter, lid, or other attached part turns, swings, or moves.
2. Splined hinge: a long, narrow, thin strip of wood, metal, etc.or jointed device on which a door, gate, shutter, lid, or other attached part turns, swings, or moves.
–verb (used with object)
3. to furnish with or attach by a splinge or splinges.
-splinge (used as expression of amazement)
4. to wibble, or splinge as an incredulous outburst when your flabber is ghasted.
Apprentice:'This splinge won't fit properly, the sprocket doesn't flange cleanly.'
Mechanic:'Ah, you need a splined hinge, not a hinged spline - easy mistake'
Ted: 'WoW, Obama did it !'
Bill: '....... :O .. splinge !'
Mechanic:'Ah, you need a splined hinge, not a hinged spline - easy mistake'
Ted: 'WoW, Obama did it !'
Bill: '....... :O .. splinge !'
Splinge by KeithMyArthe January 17, 2009
spoingle
something so cute you just wanna. squeeze it. squish it between your hands but in an affectionate way
spoingle by absencewilby November 6, 2021
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