splingle
splingle by Gopnik Keikei May 15, 2018
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Splingle
The universal slur. The slur to bring all of humanity together. Applicable to anybody you can use it on ur gramma, dad, cousins uncle, anybody! Got a gay best friend? That's ur splingle now! Know a guy who used to be black? Deffo a splingle. Was ur mothers cousin italian during the war? Literally none of that shit matters! U can call them a splingle! Hooray! Peace and Happiness On Earth
"Hey man you are kind of being a splingle right now."
"Woah man my bad, I didn't know you were gonna be a splingle about it"
"Kill urself u fucking splingle"
"Woah man my bad, I didn't know you were gonna be a splingle about it"
"Kill urself u fucking splingle"
Splingle by Three Witches February 21, 2025
Related Words
splingle • splingle_donk • Splingledorf • splinge • springle • spingle • spoingle • Shlinglebargin • slingle • splinger
splingle_donk
It is the act of splingling on a donk. Splingling is when you shit and cum at the same time. Donking is similar to docking, but it requires both people to be on Adderall.
Person 1: Hey, did you hear that Alvon had been trying to splingle_donk?
Person 2: That is impossible, he is Jewish and circumcised!
Person 2: That is impossible, he is Jewish and circumcised!
splingle_donk by BeanMan420 February 8, 2021
Splinge
noun, verb, splinged, spling-ing.
–noun
1. Hinged spline: a jointed device or flexible long, narrow, thin strip of wood, metal, etc.; slat.on which a door, gate, shutter, lid, or other attached part turns, swings, or moves.
2. Splined hinge: a long, narrow, thin strip of wood, metal, etc.or jointed device on which a door, gate, shutter, lid, or other attached part turns, swings, or moves.
–verb (used with object)
3. to furnish with or attach by a splinge or splinges.
-splinge (used as expression of amazement)
4. to wibble, or splinge as an incredulous outburst when your flabber is ghasted.
–noun
1. Hinged spline: a jointed device or flexible long, narrow, thin strip of wood, metal, etc.; slat.on which a door, gate, shutter, lid, or other attached part turns, swings, or moves.
2. Splined hinge: a long, narrow, thin strip of wood, metal, etc.or jointed device on which a door, gate, shutter, lid, or other attached part turns, swings, or moves.
–verb (used with object)
3. to furnish with or attach by a splinge or splinges.
-splinge (used as expression of amazement)
4. to wibble, or splinge as an incredulous outburst when your flabber is ghasted.
Apprentice:'This splinge won't fit properly, the sprocket doesn't flange cleanly.'
Mechanic:'Ah, you need a splined hinge, not a hinged spline - easy mistake'
Ted: 'WoW, Obama did it !'
Bill: '....... :O .. splinge !'
Mechanic:'Ah, you need a splined hinge, not a hinged spline - easy mistake'
Ted: 'WoW, Obama did it !'
Bill: '....... :O .. splinge !'
Splinge by KeithMyArthe January 17, 2009