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Splender 

One of the best people you’ll ever meet , she’s a crackhead, crazy , whatever you want to describe the uncanny person she is. She is one of the best friends you will ever meet. Usually from Ghana. She may have an attitude sometimes but she is one of the sweetest people you’ll ever meet . She’ll care for you and everyone else, unless you get on her bad side somehow. Then just don’t bother. She is an averagely good student , she does silly things at school such as throw sticky figures at the board, but she pays attention. She’s also usually slim and eats whatever she feels like. During her monthly she doesn’t get mood swings , she IS a mood swing.
“Hey have you met splender ?”
“Splender?”
“Yeah she’s pretty funny she throws sticky figures”
“OH I KNOW HER BAHAHA”
Splender by TOTALLYNOTAGUY November 16, 2019
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Splender Wender 

The term used for an intentionally placed hole within a bathroom partition or wall where certain gratifications may occur. Refer to the definition of "glory hole" for more detailed description.
I went to poop at the bar and was surprised to see that there was a splender wender right next to my face. NOT going back there again!
Splender Wender by Donk McStuffins September 30, 2022

splender daddy 

A man who strives to be a Sugar Daddy but just doesn't have the funds to pull it off. ... An older man who dates younger women but nowhere near as wealthy as a "sugar daddy." Not quite the same as the real thing.
After a Sugar Daddy not a splender Daddy
splender daddy by Fred10001 March 21, 2021

roblox slender 

what happens when you drink and smoke while pregnant
“Drinking and smoking wont affect my child”
little do they know their kid will be a roblox slender
roblox slender by the random idiot December 25, 2021

roblox slender 

an absolute dunkass and a useless grub to humanity
plr1: hi

23kdunkass: mic up kid i get all the roblox cnp on my dick

plr1: *mics up and the dunkass roblox slender is a squeaker*

*friend joins*

*hell.mp3*
roblox slender by dat_ May 25, 2021

Slenderman

The most beast no faces CreepyPasta there is. Tall as fuck, and with arms and tenticles that can tear you to shreds he is quite a treat. He makes electronic devises go crazy when he is close to them. And the only thing that sucks is that his weakness is 8 pieces of paper
Guy 1: Dude my phone is getting all blurry.
Guy 2: Run nigga run!! Slenderman is here!!!

slenderverse 

A series of Videos online surrounding the "Slenderman Mythos". Some of these series include "MarbleHornets" "TribeTwelve" "EverymanHYBRID" "DarkHarvest00" and other series like it.

These series are the ones who came up with popular proxy characters including "Masky" Hoody" "The Observer" "Firebrand" "HABIT" ect.

These series are not to be confused with Creepypasta because they are both two completely different things.
I love the Slenderverse series! I think the HABIT from EverymanHYBRID is an interesting character.
slenderverse by MH Team February 22, 2014
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
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