Spizzing

The act of placing your hand under your erected penis and pretending to shoot a web like spiderman while ejaculating.

Yesterday i was fornicating with my friend's mother and i began Spizzing on her face to cap off the wonderful love making session.

by Hutch69 January 22, 2014

Spizzing

When you take so much speed that when you check your pants you realize you've slowly been jizzing in them.

Chuck: Hey, Rob, what's with that huge stain on your groin?
Robert: I snorted so many amphetamines I've been spizzing all day!
Rob: What is this 'spizzing' you speak of?
Chuck: Discharging in my pants abundantly, of course.

by YEEUHBOY March 20, 2010

Spizzing

When you’re drunk and the world is spinning and buzzing at the same time

I was spizzing last nigh

by Dannika November 2, 2019

Spazzing

The part of song where the Rapper continuously raps a fast pace spitting bars. This is usually the best part of the song , so good in fact that you have to hear it again!

Did you hear Uzi's second verse on Shells... he was Spazzing

by Samehada January 18, 2021

Spizzling

When it's raining lightly, it's a cross between spitting and drizzling. I.e. It's not drizzling and it's not spitting, but it's a bit of both.

"It's sort of spitting and drizzling outside"
"No, it's spizzling"

by maxiez March 8, 2008

Spazzing out

Uncontrollably freaking out (may invole flopping around like an awkward fish or just screaming for no APPARENT reason).

Pete Wentz and Brendon Urie: (approaching) Hey guys, hows it going?

Fangirl 1: IJNFGIUNGIMOWIOAOVBNFQWASDFFJGHHDJDKLLLVMNBNSDFINDINFEIFNMIANEFUENDGGNVUNJKS!!!!!!!

Fangirl 2: Dont worry, she's just spazzing out

Fangirl 2, now realizing that she had just talked to Brendon Urie and Pete Wentz says the following and then faints:

GKNFKGNTJGMRORGSGKNLFLWPEORIGFMKMFSEROWEOMRGNSEMFASDFGHJHGFJDSLDKGJHGFKDIRHGTREIOEGJBMVCNBCBM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by FANGIRL September 30, 2012

Shizzing

The act of shitting & ejaculating at the same time.

When Jack goes to the washroom and just needs to poop, you can always guarantee he will be shizzing.

by The Gillz January 3, 2019