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A three-way sex act in which a person is penetrated orally and either anally or vaginally.
Your mother got arrested, but was released after she let the cops spit-roast her on video.
by El Juanquero March 07, 2005
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A stupid person; it refers to the lack of surface area on an individual's brain. The general thought is that the more surface area (wrinkles, creases, etc.) a brain has, the smarter the person is. Conversely, a person with a smooth brain (no wrinkles) has less surface area and would therefore be stupid.
That fucking smooth brain put his shirt on backwards again...

That smooth brain is dumber than a pile of shit.
by Tip Tank May 14, 2011
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otherwise referred to as "the shaky 'h'" is a sex position where there is one person giving a blowjob and getting fucked, where two of the people are vertical and one is horizontal.
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spitting one one's genitals and then rubbing the saliva and mixed skin particles into orifices.
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by Guest86058 December 28, 2009
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Sexual acts of various kinds between two men and one woman.
β€œThere was a bit of spit roasting going on last night fellas” (Stuart Olding)
by Brooke02 March 30, 2018
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