spinspiracy theory 

a theory or opinion which differs so drastically from the generally accepted theory or opinion that it can be considered extreme or even laughable.

I heard yet another spinspiracy theory regarding the death of Osama.

spinspiracy theory by purple hayes, BOSTON, MA May 29, 2011

spunspiracy theory 

The meth induced illusion that something is being secretly plotted against you.

that girl never covers her mouth when she coughs because she's releasing evil vaginal mafia germs at me, this is a serious spunspiracy theory.

spunspiracy theory by chains666 April 3, 2009

Scienspiracy Theory

A framework describing the uncritical acceptance of scientific consensus as beyond question, combined with the dismissal of any scientific inquiry that challenges dominant paradigms as “pseudoscience” or “denialism.” Scienspiracy theory treats science not as a fallible, self-correcting process but as a monolithic source of revealed truth. It discourages genuine scientific skepticism by labeling any questioning of orthodox views as anti-science. Unlike science itself (which thrives on challenge), scienspiracy theory is a faith in the current consensus as final.

Example: “He presented a legitimate methodological critique of a widely cited study; the response was ‘you’re just a science denier.’ Scienspiracy theory: treating scientific consensus as dogma immune to critique.”

Scienspiracy Theory by Abzugal March 27, 2026

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022