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Spike strip

When you simultaneously flat tire and try to put a finger in the butt hole of a friend walking ahead of you.
Matt: hey man, why are you walking funny?

Ben: I just got spike stripped.
Spike strip by Emma021 July 21, 2018

Jewish Spike Strip 

A long like of shit that has been dropped across the entire street in order to make on-coming vehicles spatter the shit all over there tires and fender, or have to stop and turn around.
Bob: "Dude, why were you late for Stacey's party last night?"

Joe: "Well, I was coming and making good time until some jerk-offs decided to pinch out a Jewish Spike Strip over Third Street and I had to take the long way!"

Spikestrip 

Schizophrenia so profound that one starts defending non-existent balance in Risk of Rain 2
Joe: Railgunner is completely unbalanced.
Fred: Railgunner is perfectly balanced + Skill issue + The J + Heheheha
Joe: Please get of Spikestrip your family misses you
Spikestrip by Squeesh0 March 3, 2022