Spiderman 3

A highly anticipated superhero sequel starring Tobey Maguire, Kirsten Dunst, and James Franco. The film grossed over $100,000,000 upon its release on May 4th 2007. Shattering records worldwide. It is also at this time the most expensive film ever made with a budget of almost one half of a billion dollars.

Jeff: Did you see spiderman 3?
Jon: Yea
Jeff: Was it good?
Jon: You know the holocaust?
Jeff: Yea
Jon: Slightly worse.

by Jon Comulada May 23, 2007

spiderman 3

The most disapointing movie of all time. Fans all over the world were uber anticipated for this highly exciting sequel featuring the biggest big dog of all time in Venom, also starring the sandman, and the introduction of the symbiote. Unfortunately, when fans saw the film, they were heartbroken from the utter terribleness of this film. Even the Spiderman 3 action figures were upsetting (they were only 4 inches tall compared to Spiderman 2's action figures which were 6 inches tall). If not for the free refills on large soda, man would have requested his 2 hours back.

SAM RAMI HOW COULD YOU!!!@

It could be worse, we could be watching Spiderman 3!

Guy 1: Was she cute?
Guy 2: Dude she was at Spiderman 3 level

Friend 1: Oh man I should not have slept with that girl last night..
Friend 2: Oh man I should not have watched Spiderman 3 last night

"IM SO ANGRY AT SAM RAMI AND SONY FILMS RIGHT NOW" - Venom

by Ken Glin February 7, 2008

Spiderman 3

VERB (To Do A Spiderman 3)
1: To do a silly dance along a main street in a heavy populated city in front of a crowd of confused onlookers who cannot hear your background music.
2: To do something so unashamedly cringey that it comes back around to being awesome again.

1: "Derek is such a wildcard, I heard he'll do a spiderman 3 if you just ask him politely."

2: "Peter Parker's Dance at the end of Spiderman 3, is such a Spiderman 3"

by Spiderek 3 April 22, 2021

Spiderman 3 Effect

The ratio of the amount of hype a movie has produced to the amount the movie sucks.

I hope we don't get the Spiderman 3 Effect with The Dark Knight or I will be incredibly disappointed.

by Zachary Mitchell August 25, 2008

spiderman 3 syndrome

spiderman 3 syndrome, this is where people are oblivious to the fact its shit, due to its being a spiderman film

Dude 1:hey have you played COD5 its epic
Dude 2:erm, dude 3, i think dude 1 has abit of spiderman 3 syndrome with COD5

by Stoner422 January 8, 2009

Spider-Man 3

A very underrated and under appreciated movie. The movie’s critical failure was mostly due to the studio (Sony) pushing Sam Raimi (Director) to have venom in the movie. Though the final product was messy as it is, it’s still a decent movie.

P.S. this is all Sony’s fault. Sam Raimi had no intentions for venom. In a recent interview, he says that he “never understood the character”, which is totally reasonable. Please don’t blame my guy Raimi by being a dickhead.

Person 1: Yo, have you seen Spider-Man 3?
Person 2: Yeah, it was awful.
Person 1: Yo bro, there were a lot of great moments in the film and you still think the movie is plain awful?
Person 2: You know what, I changed my mind. Spider-Man 3 was decent. It’s just the studio that I hate. I feel bad for Raimi though... great filmmaker.

by RockBroccoli101 August 26, 2019

spider-man 3

a great and underrated movie that's got too much hate for whiny and pissy fanboys. what they fail to understand is that this was (before it made super-serious bank at the BO) gonna be the last spider-man movie, so things needed to be tied up nice and neatly in the end. though, as good as it is, thats not to say it's perfect. wait for the DC of it.

a Fanboy : dude OmGZ! VENUMZ WAZ SO GAYSZ IN spider-man 3 LIKE TEH MOVIE!!!

moviegoer - you're fucking retarded..

by venomsm3 July 19, 2009