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A large, Austrian body builder/actor who takes your blood pressure. Your blood pressure is measured in mm/Hg/badassness
Sylvester Stallone: Hey, Jean-Claude. Would you know how I can get my blood pressure taken?
Jean-Claude Van Damme: Sure, Sly. Just call up our friendly neighborhood sphygmomanominator.
Arnold Schwarzenegger: I AM DA SPHYGMOMANOMINATOR!!! RAWL!!! I'LL BE BACK WITH SOME MEDIAL EQUIPTMENT!!!
by trueconnerite98 April 12, 2013
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