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sperm teddy
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A sperm teddy is a crusty old
teddy bear
used to wipe up the
results
of
whacking off
.
Darnell
: Hey, I can't
find my
sperm teddy!
Franconi: Sorry,
I just
used it. It's a little gooey.
by
scodder
September 29, 2012
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