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Specific Dick 

The non-dimensionalized size of one's dick in comparison to the dick of B.Fush. One can obtain one's specific dick by the following formula:

S.D. = Your dick's erect volume / B.Fush's erect dick volume

Where the units therein can be in any consistent system of units. Similar factors can be seen in the form of the following:

Specific Dick Length
Specific Dick Mass
Specific Dick Curvature
Relative Dick Roughness

Where all the above would take on the following mathematical form:

Your dick's characteristic / B. Fusher's dick's characteristic

The one caveat to these factors is that they are always less than 1. For instance:

S.D <1

Because B. Fusher has a bigger dick than you. Always
Man, I once heard this guy say he had a Specific Dick of .963. I believed him when I saw him standing on three "legs."
Specific Dick by db97 March 31, 2010
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SpecificDICK 

Whereas GenericDICK is a penis wielded by any man EXCEPT the man you are sexually interested in or with whom you are sharing pleasure. SpecifcDICK is the penis you LOVE, crave and WANT: on you, in you & with which you, as a woman, are totally obsessed. This PARTICULAR (or specific) penis, (regardless of size, girth or hue) is without question, the most-beautiful-in-the-world in your opinion, such that the mere THOUGHT of it makes your MouthLiterallyWATER & you MINDgHasm in anticipatory LUST.
GenericDICK disinterests me, but, ohhh, SpecificDICK, I want THAT all the fucking time.
SpecificDICK by D'Indigo R'Esque December 15, 2016
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board chow 

A)
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B)
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A)
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