spearkook 

A spearfisherman, or spearfisherboy with only 12 years or less diving/spearfishing experience who patronizes and condescends to more seasoned divers with at least 25 years of experience, because spearing a 65 lb white seabass or triple digit tuna or grouper by chance and diving to 130 feet to try to prove something automatically makes you an expert at spearfishing.

Non-spearkook to another non-spearkook:

Have you ever watched that one spearkook's YouTube channel about speafishing and always giving some narrative about the sport after shooting one big white seabass in his short career like he's some expert? He then tries to give informative instructions on how to ruin fresh fish by dry aging them in a moldy fridge. Disgusting!

spearkook by anonymous July 12, 2022

spearkook 

A spearfisherman or spearfisherboy with 12 years or less diving/spearfishing experience who patronizes and condescends to more seasoned divers with at least 25 years of experience, because spearing a 65 lb white seabass or triple digit tuna or grouper as well as diving to 130 feet to prove something automatically makes you an expert at spearfishing.

Non-spearkook to another non-spearkook:

Have you ever watched that one spearkook's YouTube channel about speafishing who is all of a sudden an expert after only spearing one big seabass in his short diving career and the narrative that he gives about the sport? He even gives an instructional video about how to ruin fresh fish by dry aging them in a moldy fridge. Disgusting!

spearkook by T-Rex75 July 12, 2022

superkook 

Someone who tries they're best to be cool but just will never succeed.

SK- hey guys did you see my new word i made up.

cool kids- dude your a superkook

superkook by Yo B September 10, 2009

spearpoke 

1. To force someone to do something
2. To violently attack with an imaginary spear

I don't mean to spearpoke anyone, but...

spearpoke by BrianX June 25, 2005

Spearcock 

What you say when you see a small ah dih that is small as hell

Omg his dih is so small he has a spearcock!

Spearcock by Guppy Boy April 2, 2025