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A spearfisherman, or spearfisherboy with only 12 years or less diving/spearfishing experience who patronizes and condescends to more seasoned divers with at least 25 years of experience, because spearing a 65 lb white seabass or triple digit tuna or grouper by chance and diving to 130 feet to try to prove something automatically makes you an expert at spearfishing.

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Have you ever watched that one spearkook's YouTube channel about speafishing and always giving some narrative about the sport after shooting one big white seabass in his short career like he's some expert? He then tries to give informative instructions on how to ruin fresh fish by dry aging them in a moldy fridge. Disgusting!

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spearkook

A spearfisherman or spearfisherboy with 12 years or less diving/spearfishing experience who patronizes and condescends to more seasoned divers with at least 25 years of experience, because spearing a 65 lb white seabass or triple digit tuna or grouper as well as diving to 130 feet to prove something automatically makes you an expert at spearfishing.

Non-spearkook to another non-spearkook:

Have you ever watched that one spearkook's YouTube channel about speafishing who is all of a sudden an expert after only spearing one big seabass in his short diving career and the narrative that he gives about the sport? He even gives an instructional video about how to ruin fresh fish by dry aging them in a moldy fridge. Disgusting!

spearkook by T-Rex75 July 12, 2022

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superkook

Someone who tries they're best to be cool but just will never succeed.

SK- hey guys did you see my new word i made up.

cool kids- dude your a superkook

superkook by Yo B September 10, 2009

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spearpoke

1. To force someone to do something
2. To violently attack with an imaginary spear

I don't mean to spearpoke anyone, but...

spearpoke by BrianX June 25, 2005

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Spearcock

What you say when you see a small ah dih that is small as hell

Omg his dih is so small he has a spearcock!

Spearcock by Guppy Boy April 2, 2025

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Bunhead

A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.

"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."

Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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