spearkook

A spearfisherman, or spearfisherboy with only 12 years or less diving/spearfishing experience who patronizes and condescends to more seasoned divers with at least 25 years of experience, because spearing a 65 lb white seabass or triple digit tuna or grouper by chance and diving to 130 feet to try to prove something automatically makes you an expert at spearfishing.

Non-spearkook to another non-spearkook:

Have you ever watched that one spearkook's YouTube channel about speafishing and always giving some narrative about the sport after shooting one big white seabass in his short career like he's some expert? He then tries to give informative instructions on how to ruin fresh fish by dry aging them in a moldy fridge. Disgusting!

spearkook by anonymous July 12, 2022

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spearkook

A spearfisherman or spearfisherboy with 12 years or less diving/spearfishing experience who patronizes and condescends to more seasoned divers with at least 25 years of experience, because spearing a 65 lb white seabass or triple digit tuna or grouper as well as diving to 130 feet to prove something automatically makes you an expert at spearfishing.

Non-spearkook to another non-spearkook:

Have you ever watched that one spearkook's YouTube channel about speafishing who is all of a sudden an expert after only spearing one big seabass in his short diving career and the narrative that he gives about the sport? He even gives an instructional video about how to ruin fresh fish by dry aging them in a moldy fridge. Disgusting!

spearkook by T-Rex75 July 12, 2022

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spearkook • Spearcock • spearpoke • superkook

superkook

Someone who tries they're best to be cool but just will never succeed.

SK- hey guys did you see my new word i made up.

cool kids- dude your a superkook

superkook by Yo B September 10, 2009

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spearpoke

1. To force someone to do something
2. To violently attack with an imaginary spear

I don't mean to spearpoke anyone, but...

spearpoke by BrianX June 25, 2005

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Spearcock

What you say when you see a small ah dih that is small as hell

Omg his dih is so small he has a spearcock!

Spearcock by Guppy Boy April 2, 2025

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Nutshot

It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.

Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.

Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009

Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

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Nerd neck

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.

What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!

Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019

Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

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