spear fingers
spear fingers by tess r June 23, 2008
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spear fingered
When you're falling, and someone is trying to catch you. Their finger or fingers get pushed into your asshole or vagina.
Cheerleader 1: Catch me
Cheerleader 2: OK
Cheerleader 1: :(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(
Cheerleader 2: My bad, I spear fingered your pink taco.
Cheerleader 2: OK
Cheerleader 1: :(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(
Cheerleader 2: My bad, I spear fingered your pink taco.
spear fingered by Brock1321 April 6, 2017
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5 Fingered Spear
When you finger a girl with all 5 fingers independently and then attempt to insert all fingers in the vagina together in a spear formation.
5 Fingered Spear by Matus February 2, 2008
Middle Finger Swear
Used as an oath to convince someone that you will do something, not do something, say something, etc.
It's like a Pinky Swear except stronger.
Also called MF Swear.
It's like a Pinky Swear except stronger.
Also called MF Swear.
"dude if you slap that girl's ass I'll pay you 5 bucks>"
"ok, Middle Finger Swear on it."
***slap***
"ha ha newb now you have to pay, we MF Swore on it"
"dammit"
"ok, Middle Finger Swear on it."
***slap***
"ha ha newb now you have to pay, we MF Swore on it"
"dammit"
Middle Finger Swear by Mastersam0 June 11, 2008
Middle Finger Swear
Usually stronger than a pinky swear but when done in combination with a pinky swear it cancels out the swear/promise entirely.
Middle Finger Swear by DictionaryMan72 September 24, 2013
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