Speak white

What some English-speaking Canadians say to French-speaking Canadians. Utterly racist and absurd, for Mediterranean people are white.

- Oui, bonjour, monsieur, je voudrais...
- Speak white, you bastard!
- Wait, aren't we in Montréal, Québec?
- That's Mont-reel and Kwe-beck, you non-white speaker!
- I'm actually whiter than you, buy okay... connard.

Speak white by Chón August 27, 2024

white-speak

1) n.: How a typical Caucasian American with a suit and tie would speak. Sounds very proper without any slang and each letter is enunciated with care. In addition to no slang, there also aren't any contractions such as "aren't", "isn't"

2) n.: The voice of a typical Caucasian American teenager. Usually said toward an African American.

Definition 1:

Caucasian: "Well hello there Lamar, how is your basketball practice going?"

Lamar: "Man, fuck you and your white-speak!"

Definition 2:

Lamar *with a high pitched voice*: "Hey guys, how's it going?"

Tyrone: "Oh shit, this nigga got whitespeak! Run before we catch it!"

white-speak by nbamike May 27, 2011

tube steak and white gravy

When one guy gets sucked off by someone else and their partner gets to lap up all the spooge that is dripping off of their guy's home-grown sausage and meat balls.

When I come back from a sweaty day of work me and my man always know what to give each other for an after dinner dessert...tube steak and white gravy. We like to take the time to work each other over for seconds and thirds.

tube steak and white gravy by Happy Wolf August 22, 2008

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Fleg

The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.

"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"

Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013

Word of the Day on July 18, 2026

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Skeef

To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.

"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."

Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026

Word of the Day on July 17, 2026

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Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.

I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand

Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026

Word of the Day on July 16, 2026

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bullshot

n. A screenshot fabricated by a company to misrepresent the graphics of a game; a combination of the words bullshit and screenshot.

Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.

-Have you seen Madden 2006 for the Xbox 360? The graphics are gonna be awesome!
-Dude, the Madden 2006 images they showed at E3 were bullshots. It doesn't look nearly as good as they said.

bullshot by Worker Unit #503,298,545 September 26, 2005

Word of the Day on July 15, 2026

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