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When someone’s appears out of fucking nowhere.
Guy 1: Holy shit mike where the fuck did you come from!
Mike:I just spawned
Spawned by sen_ November 20, 2017

Spawnded 

A retarded persons way of telling everyone he re-spawned in a video game
No I spawnded over there
Spawnded by Jagerknight January 10, 2010

Spawned out 

Old, skin and bones, about to die.
"Have you seen Madonna's latest video? She is looking spawned out."
Spawned out by AK Irish Gurl January 26, 2013
When someone appears out of fucking nowhere
Guy 1: Hey Mike. You came out of nowhere
Guy 2: Holy shit Mike just spawned!
Spawned by sen_ April 20, 2018
To be created out of, like, nothing. Uusally reserved for description of evil or malevolent creatures. It has a negatiive connotation.
I was spawned on a damp locker room floor.
Spawned by Notorious D.O.U.C.H.E. September 26, 2003
The act of burning yourself when attempting to light something.
I just spawned my finger trying to hit this bowl.
Spawned by Ind3lible September 24, 2011
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026
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