Spanish mackerel

A Hispanic aging frat boy who often must travel in groups (schools) in order to self justify his own manliness or lack thereof. Priding himself of turning every comment into a sexual connotation, he often refers to himself as a King fish to over compensate for his below average endowments. Generally, goes by the name Armando or Rico.

He's just another Spanish Mackerel.

by JMBrowning May 25, 2014

Spanish Mackerel

The Spanish Mackerel is a self defence move where the victim ducks down, grips the attacker’s balls as if he were milking a cow. While gripping tightly at the top of the ball bag, the victim starts to twist the ball bag. Once a slow but firm twist is established the attacker will hold their breath, at this point a fast additional turn will make the attacker scream like a spanish mackerel. This is a quick movement, in total may take up to 2 seconds although needs to be precise. Practice on a stocking with a boiled egg in it is recommended. True Spanish Mackerel Masters referee to as “Spankels” have been studying the art since birth although the basics can be learnt after a days practice.

Person 1: Give me all of your money!
Person 2: Touch me and I’ll give you a Spanish Mackerel.
Person 1: Please Sir, I’m extremely sorry. Can you please find forgiveness as my balls cannot handle another Macky.

by FishyCombat69 January 17, 2019

The spanish mackerel

When you dip your penis in pickel juice then fuck someone up the ass.

She was down for a good ass fucking so I gave her the spanish mackerel.

by Bradyballs January 27, 2018

Spanish Mackrel

The nasty smell that a womans pussy emits after several weeks of being used as a cum dumpster and never washed between sexual encounters...

also known as "cologne de cum dumpster"

Jenny had to go to the chemist to buy a douche brush and 8 boxes of laundry powder because her cunt was begining to smell like a spanish mackrel after her 2 month holiday in Philidelphia...

by Big n' Long Tom October 31, 2009