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n.

Rhyming-slang: spam fritter = shitter

The viscous tube, rear-mounted on most primates, from which poo emerges.
Oh, me piles are murder; i'm spending half me day rubbing ointment all over me spam fritter.
by bimpy January 19, 2004
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