spaghetti pockets 

The unexpected humiliation of having cooked spaghetti fall from your pockets while trying to impress attractive members of the opposite sex.

spaghetti pockets story:
>Cute girl in line in behind me
>"Hey, how are you doing?“
>oh fuck conversation
>”Oh, I’m good, and you?“
>”That’s good, are you busy this Saturday?“
>”I, don’t think so"
>She points to ear
>Wearing a bluetooth headset
>It all makes sense
>Drop my items and put my hands in pockets
>There’s a hole in my pockets
>Spaghetti trickles down my leg from my shorts
>Shorts are no longer comfy and easy to wear

spaghetti pockets by myshkin August 2, 2012

spaghetti in my pockets 

On a journey going along nervously; being beta as fuck

About to ask out my crush spaghetti in my pockets

spaghetti in my pockets by BoboTheRedneck October 24, 2017

Pocket spaghetti 

When an awkward person is saved from embarrassment by offering their pocket spaghetti

“No I won’t exclusively date you”
(Pulls out pocket spaghetti)
“Oh shit aight”

Pocket spaghetti by Spitballer666 October 8, 2020