A larger than normal portion of food - usually including chorizo and/or bacon.
Used heavily by Jamie Spafford and other YouTube Stars of SORTEDFOOD
Used heavily by Jamie Spafford and other YouTube Stars of SORTEDFOOD
by KhaleesiofRivia March 7, 2021
After a prolonged period of sexual abstinence, the explosion felt in the gentlemans area when the spaff bomb is finally released. Ladies may also feel the fast flying shrapnel from the bomb which can land anywhere but seems to target itself on the facial area. ( subject to approval)
Fuck me Dave. Did you hear the blast from my house last night? Finally blew up the spaff bomb. What a fuckin mess. The wife's happy tho cause it looks like we'll have to redecorate the bedroom.
by assmasta February 15, 2015
The art of having sex, then pulling out at the last minute, leaving a sizeable jizz stain on the surface on which the act was performed
Oh my god have you seen the size of that spaff patch we have left on those sheets, little bit of chocolate eclair too
by christopher wistopher November 4, 2012
Deciding on whether or not to indulge in the act of masturbation in the knowledge of limited time before the return of an obstructing party. i.e a girlfriend who has gone to the shops for 10 minutes.
I feel like some relief, but Jane's only gone out for 10 minutes. Should I or shouldn't I? This is a bit of a spaff gamble.
by Nested Elevator November 8, 2017
by sinemenacheck February 19, 2005
by Mr WithersSpakeThrust May 28, 2009
When a bloke notably from the Swansea area, ejaculates over a girls tits, giving them a well good spraying.
by Curry club January 24, 2021