Free spaffing

to ejaculate without a designated or suitable semen receptacle.

example, I was going to cum in a sock, there was no sock I was forced to engage in free spaffing everywhere

future, I am going to free spaff everywhere.

present, I am currently free spaffing everywhere

past, I may have free spaffed everywhere

by spaff king October 9, 2014

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spaf a cat

another term used for fuck a duck

oh, why don't you just go and spaf a cat

by Ian Parker November 17, 2004

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Spaf catcher

A derogatory term for either a well used vagina or the open mouth of a drunk lady, which you can use to catch your volitile ejaculate.

'yo dude look at that drunk bitch, she is well up for being a spaf catcher.' or 'Hey George, let us venture to Amsterdam and procure ourselves a filthy spaf catcher.'

by PKAF Phantom UK January 18, 2012

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Spaf torch

A torch emitting ultra violet (UV) or "black light". Allows the user to see things not necessarily visible to the naked eye.

Is James still checking the bunkhouse out using the spaf torch?

by Fatkid_13 October 17, 2021

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happy spaffing

much like it's 'happy slapping' brother. similar method but with a rather different act of shame. instead of brandishing the victim with a slap across the face, in this instance one aims to ejaculate on the victims facial area.

'dude, i happy spaffed this woman on the train - she totally didn't see it cumming. LITERALLY > muhahaha!'

'we did some grade A happy spaffing today at the bus stop'

*NB - This is a totally indecent act and should never be attemped by anyone ever. in the unfortunate circumstance that it happens by accident... then feel free to circulate the vids wont you.

by deadhill pimp April 22, 2006

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