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to ejaculate without a designated or suitable semen receptacle.
example, I was going to cum in a sock, there was no sock I was forced to engage in free spaffing everywhere

future, I am going to free spaff everywhere.

present, I am currently free spaffing everywhere

past, I may have free spaffed everywhere
by spaff king October 10, 2014
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