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Space Job 

A phenomena in which you are free floating in space in a pressurized space suit. You then stick your fully erect penis out of your suit and into space. Your entire body is then sucked out into space through the whole made by your penis, but the resulting sensation before death is the best hand job ever. Provided by Mother Nature.
Houston: "Make sure you collect enough moon rocks"

Astronaut: "Houston, we might have a problem. I'm getting a space job"
Space Job by Astronaught773 March 19, 2014
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Spacemobile 

Spacemobile is the genericized term for the technology that gives satellite signal (voice, text, and data) directly to unmodified ordinary cellphones when out of coverage from normal cell towers.

Also referred to as:

Satellite 5G,
LEO Broadband,
Mobile Broadband
Direct-to-Device (D2D),
Non-Terrestrial-Network (NTN),
Satellite-to-Device,

Supplemental Coverage from Space (SCS),
Non Terrestrial Networks (NTN)
I'm connected by spacemobile.
Spacemobile by DaMadMonk September 5, 2023

Space job 

The process of getting a blow-job from Megan Fox while on a NASA space ship.
Hey guys, did you hear about John getting a space job during spring break? Megan fox blow-job space NASA ship
Space job by Rodney Scholar February 28, 2010
Jenny got in more trouble after being arrested because she had priors.
priors by Jermaine Young. October 14, 2008
Word of the Day on June 16, 2026
An acronym for an "aznbbygirl" meaning an asian female gangster. ABG's like to hang with gangsters and wear thin (slutty) clothing. They like to jump other girls who talk shit and make out with their boyfriends 24/7 (maybe even have sex.) Usually own side kicks who also like to text frequently. ABG'S also normally have a "ride or die" homie, someone who is always down for them, or die trying. ABG's are also known for dying their hair alot. From blonde to black. They have many piercings: multiple on the ears, and stomach/lip. They probably have teased hair, bangs, and have had extensions at one point or another. Could also have painted nails and tatoos. ABG's are super hot, but you would probably get jumped if you tried to hit on them. They also loiter and hang out past curfew.
"Oh shit look at those hotties at that boba house.."
"Watch out, see those gangsters next to them? Their obviously ABG's."
"Damn..still hot."
ABG by Lolzercoptorzallday February 7, 2009
Word of the Day on June 14, 2026

Side Quest 

Any period of time where you and your friends go out without initial purpose or expectations. Usually in the early hours of the morning or late at night, side quests last as long as everyone is still out away from their home, dorm, or common meeting space. Side quests usually happen after a "main quest," scheduled hang out or party and usually feature less people than the original main quest.
"I'm bored but idk what to do... wanna just go out?"
"Hell yeah man let's go on a side quest!"
Side Quest by king sushii November 18, 2021
Word of the Day on June 13, 2026