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Space Job
A phenomena in which you are free floating in space in a pressurized space suit. You then stick your fully erect penis out of your suit and into space. Your entire body is then sucked out into space through the whole made by your penis, but the resulting sensation before death is the best hand job ever. Provided by Mother Nature.
Houston: "Make sure you collect enough moon rocks"
Astronaut: "Houston, we might have a problem. I'm getting a space job"
Astronaut: "Houston, we might have a problem. I'm getting a space job"
Space Job by Astronaught773 March 19, 2014
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Spacemobile
Spacemobile is the genericized term for the technology that gives satellite signal (voice, text, and data) directly to unmodified ordinary cellphones when out of coverage from normal cell towers.
Also referred to as:
Satellite 5G,
LEO Broadband,
Mobile Broadband
Direct-to-Device (D2D),
Non-Terrestrial-Network (NTN),
Satellite-to-Device,
Supplemental Coverage from Space (SCS),
Non Terrestrial Networks (NTN)
Also referred to as:
Satellite 5G,
LEO Broadband,
Mobile Broadband
Direct-to-Device (D2D),
Non-Terrestrial-Network (NTN),
Satellite-to-Device,
Supplemental Coverage from Space (SCS),
Non Terrestrial Networks (NTN)
Spacemobile by DaMadMonk September 5, 2023
Space job
Hey guys, did you hear about John getting a space job during spring break? Megan fox blow-job space NASA ship
Space job by Rodney Scholar February 28, 2010
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Slop Grenade
When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
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Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
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floxi
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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