by North_North June 23, 2014
A bastardized gimmicky version of my all- time favorite Jordans: the 11's. Just another marketing gimmick by Jordan that wannabe sneakerheads and hypebeasts lined up for. Quality is no where near the original 11's and sadly people paid 175$ for them.
Adrian: Yo I'm a real Jordan-head cause I waited all night at the mall just to cop a pair of Space Jams!!!
Me: SMH
Me: SMH
by Mike Huntttttttt August 19, 2010
Well i bet i could shoot three free throws but James Space Jammed me and shot them all blind folded.
by Girdlemaster June 9, 2017
1. verb. Generally used to describe the certain kicking of butt. Essentially, it means you took a severe wallopping.
1. Watch your back, shoe thief, 'cause I'm gonna space-jam your ass!
2. Oo nasty bruise, shoe thief, you got space-jammed.
2. Oo nasty bruise, shoe thief, you got space-jammed.
by lizzip April 21, 2005
When you haven't done sport for an extended period of time, and cannot perform like you previously could. Similar to how all the pro basketball players lost their powers in the movie Space Jam.
Swimmer 1: I've been out for a month, it feels like I'm swimming through custard.
Swimmer 2: Shit dude, you're space jammed!
Swimmer 2: Shit dude, you're space jammed!
by frobrowilldo July 12, 2017
we were having a space jam in the car
by jailbaitttt July 22, 2009
The act of unwanted sexual advances from a person of the same identifying sexual gender (a la Kevin Spacey) where said offender just walks by and casually reaches into someones pants and fondles their genitals .
Dave May have simply been working on his new Cross Fit routine when Coach Andy strolled by, and when no one was looking, gave him the old Space Jam.
by RBAK November 10, 2017