Southlands 

"A small, academically gifted school im Chorley" summed up by Southlands.
Non-Southlands pupils would agree that the school is not only the least intelligent school in the UK, however are more surprised Channel 4 hasn't created an 'Educating Southlands'. Not only is the school extremely academically gifted yet it also is a complete drug-free zone. Mainly due to the fact that at Southlands you can't get free drugs, you'll have to pay. Most schools have laptops, desktops or whiteboards for students, however at Southlands they are given tablets (LSD no actual electrical item).
Not only is it Jeremy Kyle worthy however it also has managed to break the record for most year 6s losing their virginity on taster day

"Southlands is an amazing school"
Said someguy
"Are you fucking off your tits again mate?"
Said everyone else in Chorley

Southlands by TheCoppullCaveman October 7, 2017

Caitlin Southbard (lin)

An amazing person that I play with and know online. She's one of my best friends. She's kind, funny, pretty, and my mother ofc. She has owned many clubs on sso and they're all amazing!! We've almost known each other for a year, which is so crazy.

Joke:
Lin: I just made a club!
Katie: Omg yayyy!

-Next Day-

Lin: uhh Katie
Katie: u disbanded ik lol

Thankfully this hasn't happened again, but anyways thanks Lin for getting me through hard times :)

Caitlin Southbard (lin) is an amazing person, and a great mother.

Caitlin Southbard (lin) by Caitlin Southbard :) October 8, 2020

Southlands 

Refers to a notorious area of southern Canberra, Australia.

It covers several suburbs, including Chifley, Lyons and Mawson, the heart of which is the 'Southlands' shopping center located within Mawson.

The popular bus routes from 21 - 24 travel through this area, the most dangerous route being the 21. Many notorious gangsters from the area use this bus route for drug running and other illicit activities.

Points of interest include the public phone box at the Lyons shopping village, where numerous drop offs are made. As well as this the public toilets at Chifley shops is a point of interest for chemical entrepreneur's and P.I.M.P's.

"Mate, it's the 21 to southlands, should we catch it?"
"Yeah mate, I've got business to attend to"
"... oh dear"

Southlands by Lil Pesos February 29, 2008

Bishop of Southwark 

intoxicated: stupefied or excited by a chemical substance (especially alcohol); "a noisy crowd of intoxicated bishops"; "helplessly inebriated", pisshead

A BISHOP was so drunk he climbed into a stranger’s car before falling out and bashing his head. Nicola Sumpter, 33, said the Right Rev Tom Butler staggered from a function into the back of her Mercedes.

She said the Bishop of Southwark, 60, tossed out her baby’s toys and refused to leave the car outside a South London bar on Tuesday night. Asked if he had been drinking, he replied: “I am the Bishop of Southwark. It’s what I do.”

Bishop of Southwark by Miss Bunny Marrs December 11, 2006

The southward head snapper 

the girl is hanging by her knees from a chin up bar as she suck you off and you eat her out (like an inverted 69). as she reaches her orgasm, her legs come up causing her to slip off the bar. As she dose this with nothing to grab on to she instinctively clenches her teeth down on your dick, biting the head off you cock then proceeds falling to crack scull open.

you- dude, me and my girlfriend had to go to the hospital last night after our inverted 69 sesh.

friend- wait you mean.

you- ya the southward head snapper

The southward head snapper by TropicHoliday November 25, 2011

Southward

A vertically challenged erection

When your wood has gone south you have a Southward!

Southward by sghjkghkhgjkl May 10, 2009

southtard

Left handed person...
derived from "south paw" and "retard"

Billy would be a more suitable mate if he wasn't southtarded.

southtard by trouble99 April 20, 2014