soup men 

n. These are the actors who work in bukkake videos. They supply the goo for the money shot, hence this is what they are called.

"Sorry babe, not tonight. I have a 9AM casting call playing the 8th soup man."

soup men by Beer Vampire May 7, 2005

mendel's soup 

A website that devotes itself to a bunch of emo romantic crap, talking about "love" and "you were so great I can't believe we broke up I'm going to kill myself now". There are some pictures that creep in from the holy site of 4chan, but not enough.

These emo quotes usually take the form on an "artistic" medium, such as on the walls or on the body (few nude shots though...waaayyy too few). Pictures are usually full of nature and a bunch of other hippie shit, beaches with people looking out into them, and most have "artistic lighting" or whatever.

So go there if you're an emo bitch or fag and want to wallow in self pity/ your own splodge or whatever you people do.

Another portion is devoted to anime chicks, LOL cats, and...that's about it. There are GIFS and some videos, some are funny. Some are not.

Here are some actual quotes from mendel's soup:

"Please don't leave me alone with my thoughts"

“ I quit, I give up, nothing’s good enough for anybody else, it seems… when I’m all alone it is the best way to be. When I’m by myself nobody else can say good-bye. Everything is temporary anyway."

"Sometime you just have to hold your head up high, blink away the tears and say goodbye."

"Come live in my heart and pay no rent"

"Once upon a time we had something to fight for"

Excuse me while I wash off the gay.

mendel's soup by JSHT June 8, 2010

cream of menstrual soup 

The aftermath of when a woman is on her cycle and has unprotected sex with a man. The semen and menstrual blood are therefore combined, thus the formation of cream of menstrual soup.

Man, me and Julie got together last night and, well she was on her period and we had some cream of menstrual soup.

cream of menstrual soup by Sexygirl87 September 17, 2010

mental soup 

This is a term used by someone who suffers from mental illness/es or is simply very emotionally unstable, exhausted and unmotivated. Mental soup describes the condition of your fucked up brain and how there are so many things going on in there, you can't even name them all.

I just almost managed to cope with my mental soup and now i have to go to school again. I'll be yeeted back to square one.
Her mental soup is way spicier than mine from what i can see.

mental soup by jabaSkitara November 25, 2021