sooky bum 

When hallucination kicks in and you think people are throwing rocks at you so you blow up like a little sooky bum

Stop throwing rocks at me cunt im a sooky bum

sooky bum by Jerrycan1 October 28, 2021

soaky pokey bum wank 

Also known as: one crease, a finger through the tissue, a rear breach, backdoor assailant, pushing the button and backdoor delight.

A common practice by the straight man to massage and finger ones rear passage while stroking the baby cannon.

Those not partaking in such delights have known to bat for the other team and play WOW. AKA R.Dixon.

Ah yeah, last night I had a takeaway and a soaky pokey bum wank. Absolute treat.

soaky pokey bum wank by Ben Fender September 8, 2019