soleen 

A very sexy, beautiful, drop
Dead gorgeous, and amazing in bed. God damn you will be lucky if you are the man that marrys this girl. She is a great cook and she's very good with kids. She has a great personality and is always fun to be around. She loves being around people who she can be herself around and most of all she's so amazing. If you meet Soleen, you're Lucky to have her and don't lose her. :)

Person 1: isn't she beautiful?
Person 2: why yes she is!
Person 2: what's her name?
Person 1: that is a beautiful lady named Soleen.

Person 2: ohhhh Soleen.... <3.<3

soleen by Sammy carter January 5, 2014

spleens the cat 

Florida man's pet cat, also featured on Gray Still Plays in his sims videos, along with her good friend Tonsils.

You don't like Spleens the cat?!?!?!?!

spleens the cat by Ana.Love-Cathrine November 18, 2019

solemn low five 

The act of quietly and calmly low fiving others when a location or event does not permit for a loud and/or enthusiastic high five (e.g., a funeral, a library, church, class).

Barney: High five!
Ted: Dude, we're at a wake.
Barney: Sorry. (whispers) Solemn low five.

solemn low five by r3ckl3sson3 April 21, 2009

Solenya 

The fabled Pickle-Man. He "gets that parkour", hides in air-ducts and gather office supplies. He shames others via recycling habits. He crawls from bowls of cold soup to steal the dreams of wasteful children.

Did you just see Solenya? He didn't take their dreams, he took their parents.

Solenya by ArmyEngineer August 9, 2017

Spleens 

A cat on every drug and has every Disease and slave to graystillplays

Who’s a good kitty spleens
(Demonic Noises)
Oh

Spleens by Spleens March 28, 2020

HOPPY HOLLOW SPLEEN

WHEN YOU HOP AROUND LIKE A JUNGLE BUNNY ON HOLLOWS EVE BEKUZ YOU TRIK OR TREATED IN THE GHETTO AND YOU GOT A NEEDLE STUCK IN YOUR SPLEEN KUZ SOME FOOL PUT IT IN YOUR BIT O HUNNY THATS WHAT HAPPENS ON HOPPY HOLLOW SPLEEN

OWW MY GUT HURTS IT MUST BE HOPPY HOLLOW SPLEEN AGAIN DAM CRACK HEADS POISOND MY TREATS AGAIN CRAZY SPOOKS

HOPPY HOLLOW SPLEEN by SHANNON MOTOWAKAN October 30, 2011

Cooked your own spleen 

"A well known expression for a newspaper closing" - David Mitchell

To put yourself into a unfortunate/self-damaging situation where the blame cannot be successfully shifted onto someone else i.e. Shooting yourself in the foot

Phil: Did you get to shag that slag from oceana?
James: Nah fam, got too wasted and passed out
Phil: You've cooked your own spleen, there!
James: I know, bruv

Mike G: Did you break up with Lydia?
Marcel: Nope. Told her I loved her by accident.
Mike G: CYOS.

Reginald Poshington: Hello there old chap! How goes it?
Rogers Chestertonmastercard IV: Not so well, I'm afraid old sport. I just heard back from the Regatta Club and it seems my work to further the segregation amongst the races within my rugby club, albeit a step back into the ways of the splendour of Uncle Adolf, served as a conflict of interests and hence they have heaved me from the running to become a partner. Daddy won't be pleased at all.
Reginald: Well then, old spice! You've cooked your own spleen, haven't you?
Rogers: In deed! This is TRULY a recipe for disaster

News of the world's last headline: "We've Cooked Our Own Spleen"

Cooked your own spleen by theclassgeek November 9, 2012