soldier salute

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It simply means when a man is horny or ''hard''. A ''soldier'' is a man's penis. When the soldier doesn't salute no more, that means the blood doesn't flow to the penis quick enough to make a man ''hard''. This is the reason some males use Viagra, Cialis or one of those ''enhancers''.

1.What's wrong, your soldier don't salute no more?

2.Baby, can your soldier salute for me?

soldier salute by dj32089 November 3, 2008

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time to salute the little soldier

This is when your boyfriend first shows you his penis, and politeness requires that you simultaneously act amazed, impressed, and pleased by its size and girth.

It's our fourth date; which in North Dakota means Showtime! Time to salute the little soldier. I just hope it can stand attention.

time to salute the little soldier by Banana Oil December 21, 2009

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little soldier saluted

This refers to the guy you're making out with sustaining an erection.

Barry and I were just necking, you know; and his little soldier saluted.

little soldier saluted by Big Sky Heidi August 2, 2010

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Witch Bath

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.

She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.

Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020

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kinktober

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.

kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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Poggers

When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎

Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!

Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020

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