soft penis 

Not erect. A wet noodle. Frowning Fred. Limp. Flaccid.

Man! Debbie won't like this soft penis! It's our honeymoon.

soft penis by irish cow17 November 8, 2014

lite soft penis 

A soy hot dog over boiled.

son: Why does my soy hot dog look like a lite soft penis.
Mom: sorry son I boiled it to long.

lite soft penis by Twinkle boner star July 25, 2017

soft shell penis 

a limp penis covered by a condom.

I was all ready to go but I couldn't get more than a soft shell penis!

soft shell penis by Andy De October 11, 2006

some ineffectual, privileged, effete, soft-penised debutante 

a cuckold who got cheated on by a woman who had a baby with a gay senator and who cheated on the aforementioned cuckold with a beet farm owner

"i will not be blackmailed by some ineffectual, privileged, effete, soft-penised debutante"

some ineffectual, privileged, effete, soft-penised debutante by crovelium January 1, 2022