soft penis 

Not erect. A wet noodle. Frowning Fred. Limp. Flaccid.

Man! Debbie won't like this soft penis! It's our honeymoon.

soft penis by irish cow17 November 8, 2014

lite soft penis 

A soy hot dog over boiled.

son: Why does my soy hot dog look like a lite soft penis.
Mom: sorry son I boiled it to long.

lite soft penis by Twinkle boner star July 25, 2017

soft shell penis 

a limp penis covered by a condom.

I was all ready to go but I couldn't get more than a soft shell penis!

soft shell penis by Andy De October 11, 2006

some ineffectual, privileged, effete, soft-penised debutante 

a cuckold who got cheated on by a woman who had a baby with a gay senator and who cheated on the aforementioned cuckold with a beet farm owner

"i will not be blackmailed by some ineffectual, privileged, effete, soft-penised debutante"

some ineffectual, privileged, effete, soft-penised debutante by crovelium January 1, 2022

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019