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soft hours 

Between the hours of 2-3:30 in the AM where you become a mushy loving, uncontrollable mess. Where you say sentimental things you regret/ deny saying later that same morning.
Guy 1: Bruh, do you know what time it is?
Guy 2: Nah bruh.
Guy 1 (with tissues and tears runnin down his face): its them soft hours.
Guy 2 (now cryin and hugging Guy 1): fuck bruh i love you so much you are my rock my everything my world i couldnt live without you.

In the morning:

Guy 2: we never speak of this again.
soft hours by Seokie-ah February 12, 2018
Word of the Day on January 22, 2020
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Soft hours 

Any time of a day a soft, spiritual person looks for a soft spot in others. It could be the middle of the night, it could be morning, it could be an afternoon in bad weather, or a sunny day in the snow.
The guy/girl was looking for a soft spot in others during the soft hours while wearing a playful mask, a facade of lightheartedness.
Soft hours by Solid Mantis January 23, 2020
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soft hours 

*aka praying in the dark hours*

these are the times (or hours) where you just slow down, and spent some time with The Lord; growing your relationship with Him in True Love 🫶
guy 1: "yo one more game?"
guy 2: "nahh bro its my soft hour"
guy 1: "what that"
guy 2: "soft hours like spending time with God bro"
soft hours by philotheus April 2, 2025

soft boi hours 

Hours of the day where you are a softie and are soft.

It comes from the term sad boi hours but instead of “sad” it’s “soft
Person 1: “ why do you keep smiling and listening to soft music?”
Person 2: “ soft boi hours”
Person 1: “ ohhhhhhh gotcha
soft boi hours by ShawnXmarina January 8, 2019

Softhurst 

1. A bloke that cannot get his johnson hard, in any situation, on any given night.

2. Limp-dick syndrome, a rare but harsh condition.

3. Andrew Tolhurst.
Person 1: 'I just couldn't get hard for her'

Person 2: 'Thats such a softhurst'
Softhurst by ABlokeNamedCampo. December 9, 2010

Stinky Bobby

When you find a little guy who is stinky. Usually needs a belly rub.
Hey, that’s Stinky Bobby.
Stinky Bobby by anorlondo June 17, 2026
Word of the Day on July 29, 2026
A trip to a grocery store, convenience store, or gas station for the sole purpose of buying an excessive amount of junk food and sugary drinks, usually with friends. A chud run often happens late at night and ends with everyone involved hating themselves afterwards.
"Hey bro you tryna go on a chud run with me??"
chud run by chad brandson July 24, 2026
Word of the Day on July 28, 2026