soft as cheeks Share definition Flag N. A slang word used to ridicule someone who is acting weak, like a bitch, crybaby, pussy, scared, etc. You bitch! That fine ass girl asked you to dance and u were to scared, your soft as cheeks u pussy. soft as cheeks by Chris Dietz 917 232 9501 August 2, 2006 0 0 Get merch Get the soft as cheeks mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch