socialpath

Someone who talks you to death, and usually has no idea that he/she is doing this
Geraldine:"-And then we were like," Wha?" and Mark was all,"Shaw!" and then Sharon said-OMIGAWD SHARON! Did you hear about her and that Manicure she got? It was freakish, like this enormous zit I had-"

Hector:Geraldine, -wheeze- no more!Please, I'm dying here!

Geraldine: It was nasty, like huge and white and ugly, like Rosie O'Donald, and speaking of her-"

Hector: -is dead-

Bystander To Other Bystander: Watch out for that Geraldine, she's a complete socialpath.

Geraldine: Hector?
by Annabelle Menzie February 28, 2008
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Socialpath

The modern definition of a Social Media-addicted, narcissistic, self-centered, egotistical, sociopathic dummy who has stopped caring about anyone else but themselves ever since they got five online accounts and figured out how to airbrush.

Mindless WiFi sheep whose brains have been disillusioned into thinking they are now the singular most important thing on earth.

Armchair activists who pick fights on social media without any knowledge of subject matter, who also possess questionable key-tapping abilities, carpal tunnel and a bent neck.
“She’s a total Socialpath... just look at all the selfies she posts. No photos of her husband or kids anymore, just her in a tiny bikini winking at the camera for somebody else.”
by Charlotte Nicolette February 14, 2020
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Socialpath: guys that slide through girls DM's,snapchat,Facebook and In some extreme cases Instagram. Socialpath often target women who are in relationships or in some cases married and know no boundaries. Although hard to spot an example of a socialpath is the beginning of a direct message or DM with the word "Hey" or likes a picture from a week ago. Socialpath can also be referred to as a dbag,slider,sancho,creeper,lurker. Some extreme cases of socialpath are the one you don't see coming like a friend turned socialpath often called "friendzone". To prevent a DM from a socialpath is to never give sensitive information like usernames,facebooks, "like" a picture. Keep all social media private! If this is you or know somebody suffering from this mental disorder please seek help. I had to make this to spread awareness!
Omg I just had a Socialpath try and slide through my DM's!

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by Rc84 May 26, 2016
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Socialpath

A person that talks another to death(not literally)
That girl is a total socialpath, she was talking me to death!
by Ashlavy March 19, 2016
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Socialpath

Someone who uses social media in deviant ways, to benefit themselves.
Kim is such a socialpath, looking for ways to move up in the world.
by ajaica May 09, 2015
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Socialpathic

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Socialpathic: (adj.) A term coined to describe a mindset or behavior characterized by an excessive or compulsive preoccupation with social media and the pursuit of online validation, trends, and hype. Individuals who are socialpathic tend to prioritize their online presence and the approval of their digital audience over real-life interactions and responsibilities, often leading to negative impacts on their mental health, relationships, and overall well-being. The term combines elements of "social" (pertaining to society or its organization) with "-pathic" (relating to a specified kind of feeling or suffering), highlighting the potentially harmful obsession with the digital social landscape.
You see that post on FB? They are so socialpathic!
by CeoSocialPathic March 01, 2024
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