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Social Media Whore 

A person who has a psychological need to receive @replies and pings on twitter, attention at tweetups, facebook status update comments, and facebook likes.

This person usually becomes aroused almost sexually by seeing or hearing themselves or about themselves on social media websites.
"Dude this chick thinks she's the shit cause @aplusk is following her on twitter...Yeah, she's she's just a social media whore"
Social Media Whore by yiseowl December 3, 2009
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Social Media Whore 

A person who sells their body and soul to a social media platform in the hopes of likes, favorites, retweets, and shares. Also known as "Social Media Prostitute" or "Social Media Concubine," these lovers of the Twitterverse live inside of the social media realm more than they do inside of reality. The only common cure known to man for this epidemic is growing a pair.
Person 1: "Holy shit did you see what Jason tweeted this morning?"
Person 2: "Yeah dude he is such a social media whore"

Person 1: "What's the official hashtag for today's race?"
Person 2: "You are such a social media whore"

Person 1: "OMG I HAVE BIG BOOBS AND A NICE ASS TIME TO FLAUNT THEM ALL OVER INSTAGRAM AND SNAPCHAT EVERYDAY FOR LIKES"
Person 2: "Well now you're more than just a whore- you're a social media whore!"
Social Media Whore by Eburke136 December 30, 2016

Foot prisons 

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.
The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!
Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022
Word of the Day on July 10, 2026

cornholio 

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).
cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003
Word of the Day on July 9, 2026

mickey mousing

In a movie, when the music is syncronized perfectly with the action, just like a mickey mouse cartoon.
Mickey mousing is used in the shower scene of Psycho
Word of the Day on July 8, 2026

Haram ball

A terrible style of football which is used to win games. Usually used when a team faces a better opponent and will get 11 players behind the ball.
Diego Simeone has mastered the art of haram ball. Atletico Madrid are the worst side to watch
Haram ball by Kuffarboy April 6, 2022
Word of the Day on July 7, 2026
excessive nice speech, the opposite of ragebaiting
adrian: i hope you have a nice day and never get sad!
enrique: joybait ❤️ 🩹🌹
Word of the Day on July 6, 2026