social media suicide 

1. When you delete all your social media accounts.

2. Doing/posting something so cringey online that you basically kill off your internet self.

Person #1: "Omg you won't believe what Becky did last night!! That hoe unfriended me on fb and deleted her insta"
Person #2: "No wayy, did she just commit social media suicide??"
Person #1: "She totes did"
Person #2: "RIPPPP"

social media suicide by suedanem November 21, 2017

Social Media Stalker 

A new twist on those who obsessively follow someone who is not interested in a relationship. Wherever the victim goes and whatever the victim does in the world of social media, the Social Media Stalker is there.

Jadine: He comments on every Facebook status update, photo, and post. And now he's on Twitter, obsessively responding to my every Tweet. I know he'll find me on MySpace any day now. HELLO: I am NOT interested, dude.

Serena: Sounds like you've got more than just a facebook stalker. Sounds like a full-out Social Media Stalker.

Social Media Stalker by SocialMediaFox May 9, 2009

Social Media Stalker 

A virtual contact, friend, colleague or passive connection that join all your social networks (Facebook, Myspace, Pinterest, LinkedIn, Digg, Stumbleupon and Google+) and comments, likes, plus one or shares all your posts regardless of rhyme or reason.

These individuals are every where you turn and tend to be individuals you have never met before. They formulate opinions based on everything in your life. They begin to live vicariously through you.

Be careful

My social media stalker has commented on my last ten Google + posts and the last 15 posts on Facebook.

Social Media Stalker by recruiterpoet September 6, 2012

Social Media Sabotage 

The publication of uneditable, unsubstantiated mis-information by highly irresponsible social media influencers and chaos-fueled alternative media outlets.

Hey, I just read a blog that said the whole city of Miami has been over-run by COVID-19 ZOMBIE CORPSES. I sent it to all of my Farcebook, Instacrap and Snatchchat friends...
There should be severe penalties for Social Media Sabotage that further threaten the security of our friends, family and nation. With any luck one of those zombies will chew off your texting-fingers...stupid ass wipe.

Social Media Sabotage by YAWA March 22, 2020

(Social media) saw it first

When posting a photo or video on social media that you’ve already posted before on a different social media site. Used as a caption often.

(Social media) saw it first 💁 ♀️

(Social media) saw it first by WillSinge May 15, 2018

Social Media Seizure

Random burst of overactivity on your personal social networking sites.

Posting frequently in short periods of time to your twitter, facebook, tumblr, etc.

Girl 1: "Did you see the 12 posts from Jack in the last five minutes on his facebook?!?!"

Girl 2: "Yeah I think he just had a Social Media Seizure"

Social Media Seizure by k8iegurl May 9, 2011

Social Media Syndrome (SMS)

The condition in which a person lives vicariously through themselves.

Guy 1 at party: Hey I heard Betty was going to be here! Have you seen her yet, I can't wait to meet her! She's so cray !
Guy 2 at party: Dude, she's been here all night. She's that sad looking girl sitting alone in the corner.
Guy 1 at party: What?! I thought she'd be dancing on a table by now from all her awesome FB and IG posts!

Guy 2 at party: Yeah, you'd think but she has a classic case of social media syndrome (SMS).

Social Media Syndrome (SMS) by shiverjc October 6, 2013