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social disease 

A polite euphenism for a sexually transmitted disease. Examples of a social disease include, among others: Gonorrhea, Herpes, Chlamydia, and Syphilis
Sally didn't want to say that her friend had gotten the clap from screwing half the town, so she said that her friend had a 'Social Disease'.
social disease by Gilbert Narley December 8, 2007

social disease 

A disease that's plagued people with lack of empathy, sympathy, ability to care and make appropriate friends.
Oh, that guy is being really awkward and being with the wrong friends. I'm not sure why he hasn't texted me back as he is showing his definite friendship with me, man.. he has a social disease.

SND (Social Networking Disease) 

Any virus or bug that infects your computer due to having too many friends on your social networking site that don't run the proper security software on either their site or their computer.
I caught a nasty SND (Social Networking Disease) on Facebook the other day and had to reconfigure my entire system.

🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.
Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻
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Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)
fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005
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Add a tablespoon of jarlic to two teaspoons of butter and spread it in bread to make garlic bread
Jarlic by YSAC fanboy June 6, 2020
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