soccermomlian 

Of or relating to soccer moms.

You may think your purchase of that minivan is simply practical, but others view it as soccermomlian.

soccermomlian by Steve December 10, 2003

soccermominit

When forced to drive parent's minivan. Other drivers mistake you for a soccer mom. Also, you driving skill is significantly decreased and friends may look down their nose at you.

Elizabeth was soccermominit today because her car was in the shop.

soccermominit by Stinky Stephie March 12, 2008